titsforpresident:

the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters

she now associates everything bad with the word hipster

yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”

today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”

this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good

“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”

(via severusmakemealovepotion)

My anxiety level is through the roof this week.

So much homework.

Midterm on Friday.

So much to plan for camping.

Still really anxious about the whole monthly bleeding thing.

Can’t wait to see the best man in my life.

Hot damn I’m gonna give myself a heart attack.

I need a cigarette. Fuck this shit, bro.

This is probably too much information but…

I SWEAR TO THE GOOD LORD ABOVE US THAT IF I GET MY PERIOD BEFORE MONDAY I’M GOING TO FLIP A SHIT. 

FLIP A FUCKING SHIT I WILL.

HOLY LORD I’M SO ANXIOUS.

Also

GUESS WHO MADE RESERVATIONS FOR A BED AND BREAKFAST FOR SATURDAY NIGHT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

I didn’t. Piotr did.